Slowly making fewer and fewer friends in India

This is a gchat conversation I just had with my friend Brian. Yeah...

Me: So my story is that part of my job I assign projects to our team in India.

Brian: Okay.

Me: And the sentence was supposed to say "if you have any questions, please let me, Chris, or Alex know".

But instead, since I originally wrote Christopher, it said "if you have any questions, please let me, Christ, or Alex know".

To our team in India.

Who is Hindu.

Brian: hahahahahahaahahahahaha


FML.