I have to work on St. Patrick's Day -- mainly because I'm a little too old to be calling out to get drunk on a holiday I have no reason to celebrate seeing as I'm mainly French ancestry -- so I do not partake in the celebrations. I am wearing green, but that's about it.
Well, on this day, I want to celebrate the greatest drunk text I've ever received, which happened to be on this day last year. My friend Paul works at a radio station which has an event in a bar downtown on St. Patrick's Day. And from what I gather from asking him about it later, it was a good day filled with lots of drinking before noon.
So I texted him last year at about 9 something along the lines of "Happy St. Patty's! Drink a pint for me!" and got back about an hour or so later the following:
"I sound magical on the radio. I need to go home and nap, I am completely wasted."
Yeah, that sounds about right...