So Sam has a very weird college roommate. He spends all night playing WoW, sleeps all day, goes to class, then plays WoW afterwards. Needless to say, Sam is getting tired from all of it.
After I drop Sam off, we exchange the following texts:
Me: Made it back okay.
Sam: Good to hear, I'm still kicking, too.
Sam: Just got back from work [college roommate] is STILL SLEEPING
Me: He needs to rest up for an all-night WoW fest.
Sam: OMFG, I think I'm gonna pee on his laptop
Me: Do it!!
Me: Did the peeing prevent the WoW?
Sam: Prevented WoW, but not Youtube, unfortunately.