A series of texts between me and my friend Brian about our friend (to save his identity, we'll call him Glenn) and his engagement.
Me: Glenn's listed as engaged on fb. Epic fail!
Brian: Looooooooooool. Epic life commitment fail!
Me: Hear that? That's the sound of Glenn's manhood leaving forever.
Brian: It's as if a thousand voices called out and were suddenly silenced.
Me: Well played star war reference!
Brian: The Jedis felt that one for sure.
Me: The entire galaxy will be feeling this one for quite some time.
Yep, we're nerds who compare an engagement to Alderon blowing up.