Thursday, March 17, 2011

Memorable Ricky FB updates

Every now and again, FB posts "memorable status updates" from my friends. Today, it was Ricky:

When I was born the doctor had to use forceps to get me out of my mother's womb.... this would prove to be a constant theme throughout my life, but I'm glad that the doctor forced me out of my mother's body with giant metal tools because then I wouldn't be able to enjoy all you wonderful people that have wished me a happy b-day. Thanks!

Last night at the Red Sox game there was a 13-year-old kid doing some hardcore sexting.

I might be unaware of the fact that "Nothing Feels Good" is my favorite album of all time. I forget about it, and then listen to it and realize how great it is.

Hot Pockets, your panini is gross

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